Secondhand Snark.

• boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
• girl: shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.

I see nothing wrong here.

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loki-cat:

evil on the left. extremely fucking adorable and cuddly on the right

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extensionslookcheap:

jessicataylorw:

f3tchh:

partouse:

Starships

njkhlkh;lkh;jnl

wtf -_-

why does this make me so happy.

OMFG xD

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come-at-me-janoskianss:

frosty-bliss:

oceankids:

summer-avenue:

0riginal-sluts:

this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to say, but shrugged it off. last year, he didnt come home from school, we thought that being only in grade prep, he might’ve decided to go home with his bestfriend without telling us, but he didn’t.  the school confirmed they saw him get on his school bus after the bell rang. but thats all we knew, the bus driver said that he had gotten off a stop early, my mother was frantically searching the neighbourhood for him. we never found him. it’s been two years and we’re still looking for him, he was such a beautiful boy, and i cant help but think the worst. he could be anywhere in the world by now, so please, reblog this, no matter where you’re from, you could save a life. xx

if you dont reblog this i have no respect for you. help save a child’s life.

this literally breaks my heart

fuck kony, SEARCH FOR THIS LITTLE FELLA NOW,

if you dont reblog, you’re a fucking pig.

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totally-unlucky:

tripping-up-steps:

Soooo….
If you love nerdy angels

Co-dependant brothers

High functioning sociopaths

And their Blogger’s

And lets throw in a mad man with a box to!

And espicially if your into bad ass demi gods

Or earths mightiest super heroes

Then Please Reblog!!!!

Don’t just like because if you reblog then more poeple see it and more poeple re blog it and then I can find more beautiful blogs to be-friend

Thankyou

What if we’re all of the above?

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laugh-addict:

I love how on tumblr you can be a asexual genderfluid satanist crossdresser and nobody will say a thing but if you wear uggs or crocs the entire website will be out to kill you

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rachgellers:

#i can walk without falling sometimes

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ifyouweredead:

helpmegetthin:

‘It was my pleasure.’ - Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling winning the Best Kiss award in 2005.

loved this. :) always makes me smile!

I loved this relationship more than most things.